BINFACE v FARAGE: THE
BATTLE FOR CLACTON
COUNT BINFACE is now the sole
big-name rival to Nigel Farage,
after Labour, the Tories, Lib
Dems and Greens refused to stand.
Farage quit on 7 July amid a
probe into a £5m payment, gifts
and crypto lobbying. Poll: 6 Aug.
INTERGALACTIC. INDEPENDENT. IN A BIN
BINFACE MANIFESTO IN FULL.......102
ODDS SLASHED ON THE COUNT.......103
QUOTES OF THE CAMPAIGN..........104
BAMBOOZLE! THE ELECTION QUIZ....152
THE BINFACE MANIFESTO
"AN INDEPENDENT SPACE WARRIOR,
READY TO SERVE CLACTON"
1 99 FLAKES CAPPED AT 99p.
"A SEASIDE TOWN. EASY WIN."
2 AT LEAST ONE (1) AFFORDABLE
HOME. BUILT.
3 NURSES' PAY TIED TO
MINISTERS' SALARIES.
4 NATIONALISE ADELE.
5 RENAME LONDON BRIDGE AFTER
PHOEBE WALLER-BRIDGE.
6 RESTORE CEEFAX. (YOU ARE
LOOKING AT IT. DELIVERED.)
7 SAVE £380,000: NO 2ND VOTE.
FULLY COSTED. FULLY LIDDED.
ODDS TUMBLE ON OLD BINNY
LATEST PRICES (WILLIAM HILL):
FARAGE (REFORM).........1/6
BINFACE (IND)...........4/1 ◄IN!
FOX (RECLAIM)..........66/1
A.N. OTHER LOONY......100/1
Punters pile onto the Count as
an anti-Farage tactical voting
drive gathers pace across Essex.
Nine candidates expected. Binny
needs just ten local nominations.
HIS CORE APPEAL: HE IS SIMPLY
NOT NIGEL FARAGE. NEVER WASTED
QUOTES OF THE CAMPAIGN
COUNT BINFACE, LBC:
"Like Avengers Endgame, there is
a small window of opportunity in
which I actually become an MP."
ON THE BIG PARTIES PULLING OUT:
"Are they running scared from
old Binny?"
RACHEL REEVES, CHANCELLOR:
"If he wants to spend the summer
arguing with a bin, I won't stop
him."
MARTIN BELL URGES VOTERS TO BACK
"THE RIGHT INDEPENDENT CANDIDATE"